Excerpt from an F.B.I dossier on the A.P.S
"Breaking news! Murderous Villan Caught!
Live at Fox News! The evil and heinous mass murderer known only
as the "The Murderer" has officially been caught! The A.P.S abbreviating as the
"Advanced Police Squadron" successfully arrested the masked criminal.
More on what happened after the ad break!"
The Advanced Police Squadron is a specially trained Multi-Purpose